‐ Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks.
That makes sense, because you want a real big truck
and got a real little dink.
Your friend Drew ate lego and his mom had to go
through his poops to make sure it came out,
and his sister said some pennies came out
before the lego.
Jordan Berrins punched you in the stomach,
then a teacher seen you punch him in his stomach
but you got off because you both started crying.
You got to ride in your friend's dad's milk truck
and got in trouble for saying swears on the CB radio
even though it was the D‐word.
David Westers stole a pack of matches from his mom
and you're pretty sure she still doesn't know.
You took a class trip to African Lion Safari and seen
a monkey put a finger inside his own butthole, fuck.
Your friend Chris Quip said he seen him lick it after
but I never seen him.
You got a spanking for spitting at your friend's
brother but only a little bit of spit got on him.
Your sweetie got to count the pizza day money with
Kyle Wurst because they're the best at math and you
just know she probably likes him now.
It was cupcake day at school and you got to lick the
frosting off your friend's cupcake because
he's lactose intolerant.
Roddy Dowmeyer tagged you too hard playing tag so you
tagged him back good and hard and
you started shoving.
You had to wear your muddy duck boots in the portable
because you seen your friend Brent Berefeld wiped
his snot on your indoors.
You forgot to bring something for show and tell
so you show showed and telled your drink box and pack of
raisins and for sure the teacher didn't know that was
really just your snack.
Steve Zon cut the cheese in class and all the boys
laughed, so he got to pick teams playing flags at
recess and you wish you would have thought of that
last week when you denied it and therefore supplied it.
Well, because whoever smelt it dealt it.
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